"Shut the fuck up. And have a good day."

"You talk like such a high schooler. It’s adorable, but please stop."

"Gravity’s a bitch."

"Congratulations, you’re kinda smart."

"This is not what I wanted to be when I grew up."

"Do I need to knock someone out? I’ll put my boot right in their friggin’ facial region."

"Do I go for the booty, or not the booty?"

"I’m having a really bad time with ghosts today. They just don’t seem to like me."

"Dying is not something you wanna think about."

"You kids wanna see a dead body? I’ll show it to you."

"I’ve come to ruin your day!"

"There’s a few things in life better than being a bear. One of those few things are probably being a bear with lasers."

"You can be weird if you want to be."

"You’re an asshole-dick. Two things in one."

"You also look like kind of an asshole, no offense."

"That is dangerous. I like it, but it’s dangerous."

"Ok, I hear sounds. I think I’m supposed to avoid those sounds."

"Well, that happened. That damn well happened."

"Your idea of fun has changed drastically since I first met you, dear."

"I’m a motherfuckin’ miracle worker."

"Killing me is not going to solve anything!"

"Looks like you just made a big mistake, you arrogant asshole."

"Where is the ‘hell yeah I wanna do this’ option?"

"I like being naked."