larvatumvinctum replied to your post:“You really should try losing some weight, you’re…
“We need to get you in shape, no more treats for at least two months”
“…Sorry, the only words I hear from mew are ‘Please, Morgana, beat me until I’m nearly dead!’”
“If I died, then you’d have to actually make some effort and walk to places. I know you wouldn’t want that.”